JERSEY SHORE

Jersey Shore.. where to start..


Three Words Describe It..! 
DRINKING, SEX, DRAMA


its the dumbest show ever, but a majority of teens these days are into watching it..
Lets talk about the cast..


SNOOKI: most people say shes fat, hmm i dont know, but shes short and built like a oompa loompa .. and shes orange too.. she wears heels that she cant even walk in, she drinks waay to much, hooks up with a different guy every night... (AIDS!!! OR STDS!!!) GROSS... shes not really italian.. she has no talent yet makes loads of money, HER HAIR IS LIKE A FREAKING MOUNTAIN.. It'd take me years to be able to see/climb past it.. anyway .. NEXT! 


JWOW: shes really quite tall, like honestly her boobs weigh her down, like 5 boob jobs later.. she doesnt really have a nice body. its wrinkly... kinda like my grandma! she thinks shes hott. but frankly if i recall seeing my grandma.. WELL SHE IS HOTT, BUT THATS ALRIGHT...


ANGELINA: shes an ugly girl, who thinks she is super hott and all the guys want her.. she constantly complains all the time and is just so annoying, she kinda looks like a pig, and look on the bright side, shes kinda chunky, cook her for bacon! she thinks she is so real, but not really hunny. I hate how she starts unknown drama, shes not needed. 


SAMMI: shes stupid, and has no self respect, she thinks she can beat anyone up that gets in her way, um no hunny, thats not how it works! she stuck in a realationship and ruined three summers that could of been amazing, but instead she sat there like a cow on the couch burping and crying cause of stupid ron. 


DEENA: Shes kinda of a stupid girl, she made a "great" first impression on the first night getting drunk and getting naked infront of mike - BIG MISTAKE
shes short and kinda chubby like snooki, thats why they're meant to be bestfriends! 


RONNIE: He's a liar, player and just horribly rude..he pretty much thinks of women as a object. and he was in a realationship and ruined like three years of his life, because of SAMMI! like serously RON AND SAM HAVE TO GROW UP..
or just keep crying. He's pretty good looking...


VINNY: By far Vinny is the best looking guy other than Pauly on Jersey Shore,
he doesnt start drama, hes sweet and comes from a very good family. EXCEPT, he bangs grenades and is sorta a jerk when he tries to be. he's hot. 


PAULY D: Hes never really in drama at all, he knows how to treat a lady - IF HE TRIES ... hes a DJ (thats a plus!) hes ripped, he hooked up with Jwow, and Angelina, but thats alright. one of the best looking guys on Jersey Shore, and always knows how to have a good time. hes "DJ PAULY D!"


MIKE: Also known as "The Situation" is the stupid, crusty-est guy ive ever seen, like WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND LETS THE DOGS RUN AROUND AND POO ALL  OVER THE PLACE? Honestly are you crazy!? His abs are like AB-NORMAL like seriously he just looks retarted, what is he like 39? HES A OLD MAN, GROSS! just gross... EW! i honestly think he has STDS OR AIDS OR SOMETHING... HIS D*** is gonna fall off one of these days! :) 




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