OK SERIOUSLY PEOPLE NEED TO CHILL OUT ON FACEBOOK STATUS'
No offense but some are really deep, or some are a waste of time + most people really dont actually care. Before you write a status on facebook it says: Whats on your mind. Not please tell me your life story in detail. People that write every second of their life do it for attention.
"Gonna be a good night" - I'VE SEEN THIS ONE LiKE 10943299429 TIMES! like ok cool, we get it.. we dont care.
"Text me or inbox me!" - HOLY MAN, obviously if nobody is texting you, it means nobody wants to talk to you, so i dont know why you gotta tell people to text you. LONER.
"Anyone wanna chill?" - now you sound desperate... honestly, DONT BROADCAST IT ALL OVER FACEBOOK... if someone wanted to chill they would of asked you already. Sorry to burst your bubble! :)
"To speak before you think, is like wiping your ass before you shit!" - Ok thats just gross.. just dont ever post that again.. just no, no. -_-
"You're ALL i want" - ok well im sorry to break it to you.. HE/SHE DOESNT WANT YOU!!! IGGHTTT.
"i want mcdonalds..." - yeeaaah we get it, you're fat, just you said it in a nicer way! its ok.
Im sorry, if you're gonna make a status .. please just make it acctually make sense, and not a waste of time...
Saturday, 14 May 2011
Friday, 29 April 2011
Lil Wayne
Lil wayne, had such an amazing show last night its not even funny, i went to his show in Edmonton at Rexall Place. He only has 3 shows in Canada, so Edmonton, Calagary & Vancouver are very lucky. It started out very slow, like who is this Emo girl singing like shes someone special, when really nobody known who she is. Then Travis Barker, MixMaster Mike, and Rick Ross came out, and thats when energy started to get higher. It was crazy
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Then Weezy came out, holy crap, best time of my life. He's amazing.
The crowd was crazy, everyone was having so much fun, 8 girls flashed their boobs out, and all around... they were so drunk, not even funny! everyone was like "woaaah!." its like CHILL OUT THERE! nobody wants to see ur saggy boobs, other than ur bestfriend that was sucking on them! One even made it onto the big screen! everyone was screaming and Lil wayne definitally looked so good up there. He owned that stage.
At the end of the night, everyone was dissapointed it was over, but it was the funnest concert ever! Me and the people I went with, were having a crazy time! I love the quote weezy said at the start and the end of the show!
"Ive got three things to tell you.
1: i beleive in god.
2: i aint shit without you
3: I. AINT. SHIT. WITHOUT. YOU!" - Weezy <3
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Then Weezy came out, holy crap, best time of my life. He's amazing.
The crowd was crazy, everyone was having so much fun, 8 girls flashed their boobs out, and all around... they were so drunk, not even funny! everyone was like "woaaah!." its like CHILL OUT THERE! nobody wants to see ur saggy boobs, other than ur bestfriend that was sucking on them! One even made it onto the big screen! everyone was screaming and Lil wayne definitally looked so good up there. He owned that stage.
At the end of the night, everyone was dissapointed it was over, but it was the funnest concert ever! Me and the people I went with, were having a crazy time! I love the quote weezy said at the start and the end of the show!
"Ive got three things to tell you.
1: i beleive in god.
2: i aint shit without you
3: I. AINT. SHIT. WITHOUT. YOU!" - Weezy <3
Sunday, 24 April 2011
JERSEY SHORE
Jersey Shore.. where to start..
Three Words Describe It..!
DRINKING, SEX, DRAMA
its the dumbest show ever, but a majority of teens these days are into watching it..
Lets talk about the cast..
SNOOKI: most people say shes fat, hmm i dont know, but shes short and built like a oompa loompa .. and shes orange too.. she wears heels that she cant even walk in, she drinks waay to much, hooks up with a different guy every night... (AIDS!!! OR STDS!!!) GROSS... shes not really italian.. she has no talent yet makes loads of money, HER HAIR IS LIKE A FREAKING MOUNTAIN.. It'd take me years to be able to see/climb past it.. anyway .. NEXT!
JWOW: shes really quite tall, like honestly her boobs weigh her down, like 5 boob jobs later.. she doesnt really have a nice body. its wrinkly... kinda like my grandma! she thinks shes hott. but frankly if i recall seeing my grandma.. WELL SHE IS HOTT, BUT THATS ALRIGHT...
ANGELINA: shes an ugly girl, who thinks she is super hott and all the guys want her.. she constantly complains all the time and is just so annoying, she kinda looks like a pig, and look on the bright side, shes kinda chunky, cook her for bacon! she thinks she is so real, but not really hunny. I hate how she starts unknown drama, shes not needed.
SAMMI: shes stupid, and has no self respect, she thinks she can beat anyone up that gets in her way, um no hunny, thats not how it works! she stuck in a realationship and ruined three summers that could of been amazing, but instead she sat there like a cow on the couch burping and crying cause of stupid ron.
DEENA: Shes kinda of a stupid girl, she made a "great" first impression on the first night getting drunk and getting naked infront of mike - BIG MISTAKE
shes short and kinda chubby like snooki, thats why they're meant to be bestfriends!
RONNIE: He's a liar, player and just horribly rude..he pretty much thinks of women as a object. and he was in a realationship and ruined like three years of his life, because of SAMMI! like serously RON AND SAM HAVE TO GROW UP..
or just keep crying. He's pretty good looking...
VINNY: By far Vinny is the best looking guy other than Pauly on Jersey Shore,
he doesnt start drama, hes sweet and comes from a very good family. EXCEPT, he bangs grenades and is sorta a jerk when he tries to be. he's hot.
PAULY D: Hes never really in drama at all, he knows how to treat a lady - IF HE TRIES ... hes a DJ (thats a plus!) hes ripped, he hooked up with Jwow, and Angelina, but thats alright. one of the best looking guys on Jersey Shore, and always knows how to have a good time. hes "DJ PAULY D!"
MIKE: Also known as "The Situation" is the stupid, crusty-est guy ive ever seen, like WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND LETS THE DOGS RUN AROUND AND POO ALL OVER THE PLACE? Honestly are you crazy!? His abs are like AB-NORMAL like seriously he just looks retarted, what is he like 39? HES A OLD MAN, GROSS! just gross... EW! i honestly think he has STDS OR AIDS OR SOMETHING... HIS D*** is gonna fall off one of these days! :)
Jersey Shore Season 4 In Italy Soon !
Three Words Describe It..!
DRINKING, SEX, DRAMA
its the dumbest show ever, but a majority of teens these days are into watching it..
Lets talk about the cast..
SNOOKI: most people say shes fat, hmm i dont know, but shes short and built like a oompa loompa .. and shes orange too.. she wears heels that she cant even walk in, she drinks waay to much, hooks up with a different guy every night... (AIDS!!! OR STDS!!!) GROSS... shes not really italian.. she has no talent yet makes loads of money, HER HAIR IS LIKE A FREAKING MOUNTAIN.. It'd take me years to be able to see/climb past it.. anyway .. NEXT!
JWOW: shes really quite tall, like honestly her boobs weigh her down, like 5 boob jobs later.. she doesnt really have a nice body. its wrinkly... kinda like my grandma! she thinks shes hott. but frankly if i recall seeing my grandma.. WELL SHE IS HOTT, BUT THATS ALRIGHT...
ANGELINA: shes an ugly girl, who thinks she is super hott and all the guys want her.. she constantly complains all the time and is just so annoying, she kinda looks like a pig, and look on the bright side, shes kinda chunky, cook her for bacon! she thinks she is so real, but not really hunny. I hate how she starts unknown drama, shes not needed.
SAMMI: shes stupid, and has no self respect, she thinks she can beat anyone up that gets in her way, um no hunny, thats not how it works! she stuck in a realationship and ruined three summers that could of been amazing, but instead she sat there like a cow on the couch burping and crying cause of stupid ron.
DEENA: Shes kinda of a stupid girl, she made a "great" first impression on the first night getting drunk and getting naked infront of mike - BIG MISTAKE
shes short and kinda chubby like snooki, thats why they're meant to be bestfriends!
RONNIE: He's a liar, player and just horribly rude..he pretty much thinks of women as a object. and he was in a realationship and ruined like three years of his life, because of SAMMI! like serously RON AND SAM HAVE TO GROW UP..
or just keep crying. He's pretty good looking...
VINNY: By far Vinny is the best looking guy other than Pauly on Jersey Shore,
he doesnt start drama, hes sweet and comes from a very good family. EXCEPT, he bangs grenades and is sorta a jerk when he tries to be. he's hot.
PAULY D: Hes never really in drama at all, he knows how to treat a lady - IF HE TRIES ... hes a DJ (thats a plus!) hes ripped, he hooked up with Jwow, and Angelina, but thats alright. one of the best looking guys on Jersey Shore, and always knows how to have a good time. hes "DJ PAULY D!"
MIKE: Also known as "The Situation" is the stupid, crusty-est guy ive ever seen, like WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND LETS THE DOGS RUN AROUND AND POO ALL OVER THE PLACE? Honestly are you crazy!? His abs are like AB-NORMAL like seriously he just looks retarted, what is he like 39? HES A OLD MAN, GROSS! just gross... EW! i honestly think he has STDS OR AIDS OR SOMETHING... HIS D*** is gonna fall off one of these days! :)
Jersey Shore Season 4 In Italy Soon !
Rebecca Black
REBECCA BLACK!!
I dont even know how she got so many views on youtube... :/
what has this world come too...
Her song "Friday" is horrible.. the lyrics are just... bad.
like honestly.. i dont even know where to start...
Lets look at her lyrics :
"Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal" - honestly, obviously you need bowl, unless you wanna pour it on the counter and eat it off there...
"Gotta catch my bus, i see my friends" - THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE!! Seriously.. in the video her friends drive up in a car, HELLO REBECCA, YOURE 13 ... its weird to have friends that are over 16 (legal driving age) and second, if they are under 16, THEY CANT DRIVE!
" Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, Which seat can i take?" - Holy, it doesnt take a scientist to decided which seat to sit in with your underage friends, seriously just pick one. doesnt really matter.
"partyin, partyin, partyin, partyin, fun, fun, fun, fun" - YOUR THIRTEEN, and your mom lets you party? wait im sorry, i forgot its one of your friends that think they are 16 and are illegally driving, having their birthday party with elmo and friends. im sorry.
"7:45, we're drivin on the highway, crusin so fast, i want time to fly.." - OH YAY! more fun for your illegal driving friends and you.
"Yesterday was thursday, today is friday, friday" + "tomorrow is saturday and sunday cpmes after... wards" - OH REALLY, im sorry, i dont remember going to grade 1 and learning the days of the week, so i had to ask you. - NO BUT SERIOUSLY , I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT COMES BEFORE FRIDAY and after SATURDAY!.... Thanks for trying tho
K i cant take this anymore. WHO WOULD PAY TO PRODUCE SUCH TRASH OF A SONG... Rebecca Black sucks... End of Story.. :)
I dont even know how she got so many views on youtube... :/
what has this world come too...
Her song "Friday" is horrible.. the lyrics are just... bad.
like honestly.. i dont even know where to start...
Lets look at her lyrics :
"Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal" - honestly, obviously you need bowl, unless you wanna pour it on the counter and eat it off there...
"Gotta catch my bus, i see my friends" - THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE!! Seriously.. in the video her friends drive up in a car, HELLO REBECCA, YOURE 13 ... its weird to have friends that are over 16 (legal driving age) and second, if they are under 16, THEY CANT DRIVE!
" Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, Which seat can i take?" - Holy, it doesnt take a scientist to decided which seat to sit in with your underage friends, seriously just pick one. doesnt really matter.
"partyin, partyin, partyin, partyin, fun, fun, fun, fun" - YOUR THIRTEEN, and your mom lets you party? wait im sorry, i forgot its one of your friends that think they are 16 and are illegally driving, having their birthday party with elmo and friends. im sorry.
"7:45, we're drivin on the highway, crusin so fast, i want time to fly.." - OH YAY! more fun for your illegal driving friends and you.
"Yesterday was thursday, today is friday, friday" + "tomorrow is saturday and sunday cpmes after... wards" - OH REALLY, im sorry, i dont remember going to grade 1 and learning the days of the week, so i had to ask you. - NO BUT SERIOUSLY , I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT COMES BEFORE FRIDAY and after SATURDAY!.... Thanks for trying tho
K i cant take this anymore. WHO WOULD PAY TO PRODUCE SUCH TRASH OF A SONG... Rebecca Black sucks... End of Story.. :)
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber is 17 years old, it's honestly crazy how much money this kid has, and how famous he has gotten in just one year.
He had 3 CD's out, 1 movie that made MILLIONS + A World Tour...
Many people hate him, and millions of people - LOVE HIM! (Girls Especially.)
Its scary how some girls are so obsessed, they follow his tweets and have them sent to their phone, they tweet him a billion times a day, know what day and hour he was born.. its ridiculous.. honestly it is.
I've even heard a girl broke her leg for Justin Bieber!?
You can be a fan of the kid, but dont go all crazy physco on him..
Then once everyone saw that Justin and Selena Gomez were dating, people went NUTS! Threatening Selena.. like seriously, how immature can you get!?
Just GROW UP! Thanks.
Justin apparently recently said Selena was "hot" and said they have the same sense of humor. Oh yay! You two are SO meant to be.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS WORLD, Who would pay $12,000 for a piece of Justin Biebers Hair? Whoever bought is, you're gonna go really far in life!
JUSTIN HAS A WAX FIGURE NOW! OMG OMG OMG I GOTTA SEE THAT!... Not..
But.... Whats so special about this kid named "Justin Bieber?"
I've asked three people to tell me all their thoughts about Justin.. Heres my results:
Person 1:
Me: "What do you think about Justin Bieber?"
Person 1: "I LOVE HIM! OMG OMG OMG, im going to cry, he's just so AMAZING!"
Me: "What is so special about him?"
Person 1: "His hair, eyes, style, shoes.. wait doesnt that fall under style?... anyway his smile, his voice, his body, his ears, his nose, his hands... oh and i cant forget his BUTT!! IM A BELEIBER!!"
Me: "alright.. what about his music?"
Person 1: "I dont really listen to it, but my fave song is You Smile, oh my god.. everytime i hear it i like pass out! Hes so sexy."
Me:"Ok.. thanks. I'll talk to you later!"
CAN YOU SAY OBSESSED!!!??? Anyway.. next person:
Person 2:
Me: "What do you think of Justin Bieber?"
Person 2: "Justin Bieber? i hope i dont sound stupid but, whos that...?"
Me: "He is a teen sensation pop star, person.. he has the hit song called Baby, you know its like Baby, Baby, Baby Ohhhhhhh..."
Person 2: "OHHHHH! I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIRL with short hair.. Pffft, no way i'd ever listen to his/her music... Im done talking about it - i mean Justin Bieber"
Me: "haha, okay thanks.
Im sorry Justin... Its alright, at least your voice changed now ... right? ha-ha
Person 3:
Me: "What do you think of Justin Bieber?"
Person 3: "OMG ugggggh! I honestly think that kid is absolute crap.
I cant take anymore of this Justin Bieber Talk...
Bye, Bye !
He had 3 CD's out, 1 movie that made MILLIONS + A World Tour...
Many people hate him, and millions of people - LOVE HIM! (Girls Especially.)
Its scary how some girls are so obsessed, they follow his tweets and have them sent to their phone, they tweet him a billion times a day, know what day and hour he was born.. its ridiculous.. honestly it is.
I've even heard a girl broke her leg for Justin Bieber!?
You can be a fan of the kid, but dont go all crazy physco on him..
Then once everyone saw that Justin and Selena Gomez were dating, people went NUTS! Threatening Selena.. like seriously, how immature can you get!?
Just GROW UP! Thanks.
Justin apparently recently said Selena was "hot" and said they have the same sense of humor. Oh yay! You two are SO meant to be.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS WORLD, Who would pay $12,000 for a piece of Justin Biebers Hair? Whoever bought is, you're gonna go really far in life!
JUSTIN HAS A WAX FIGURE NOW! OMG OMG OMG I GOTTA SEE THAT!... Not..
But.... Whats so special about this kid named "Justin Bieber?"
I've asked three people to tell me all their thoughts about Justin.. Heres my results:
Person 1:
Me: "What do you think about Justin Bieber?"
Person 1: "I LOVE HIM! OMG OMG OMG, im going to cry, he's just so AMAZING!"
Me: "What is so special about him?"
Person 1: "His hair, eyes, style, shoes.. wait doesnt that fall under style?... anyway his smile, his voice, his body, his ears, his nose, his hands... oh and i cant forget his BUTT!! IM A BELEIBER!!"
Me: "alright.. what about his music?"
Person 1: "I dont really listen to it, but my fave song is You Smile, oh my god.. everytime i hear it i like pass out! Hes so sexy."
Me:"Ok.. thanks. I'll talk to you later!"
CAN YOU SAY OBSESSED!!!??? Anyway.. next person:
Person 2:
Me: "What do you think of Justin Bieber?"
Person 2: "Justin Bieber? i hope i dont sound stupid but, whos that...?"
Me: "He is a teen sensation pop star, person.. he has the hit song called Baby, you know its like Baby, Baby, Baby Ohhhhhhh..."
Person 2: "OHHHHH! I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIRL with short hair.. Pffft, no way i'd ever listen to his/her music... Im done talking about it - i mean Justin Bieber"
Me: "haha, okay thanks.
Im sorry Justin... Its alright, at least your voice changed now ... right? ha-ha
Person 3:
Me: "What do you think of Justin Bieber?"
Person 3: "OMG ugggggh! I honestly think that kid is absolute crap.
He hasn't hit puberty yet and is singing about love. His songs suck, I mean come on! What the heck does his lyrics even mean???? That lyrics are absoluety horrible, if he even writes it himself.His fans say "oh! He's so talented!" HOW IS HE TALENTED? How??? He can't sing, he sounds like a girl and worst of all, his songs suck badly...!
I have havent heard one of his songs on the radio, becasue hes so bad no radio wants to play his music..His songs lyrics are crap. I hope that the kid doesn't spend all his money right now, because he is just a tool for the music industry, he will be like many others who were famous before him. He music sells, but only for a while, hes the "in" thing right now.. but in about few years time, no one will even remember him."
Me: "Oh wow, well thank you for your explanation... ill talk to you later.. maybe calm down for a bit?"
HATER MUCH!!?? See there's so many opinions...
Anyway.. I cant take anymore of this Justin Bieber Talk...
Bye, Bye !
First Post...
I started this blog, for many reasons,
one reason is because i want to be able to express my opinion and
nobody knows who i am! Thats pretty cool dont you think?
Im a normal teenager from Canada and just here and having fun.
Hope you enjoy my blog.
one reason is because i want to be able to express my opinion and
nobody knows who i am! Thats pretty cool dont you think?
Im a normal teenager from Canada and just here and having fun.
Hope you enjoy my blog.
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